Day 17
Day 17: Make a list of everyone you've ever had a crush on in your life, then choose one from the list and describe him or her in great detail.
Wooooo boy. I'm what doctors call "boy crazy." For me to make a list of EVERY crush I've EVER had, the world would run out of paper. I'm serious. I remember having crushes as early as three years old, in preschool. I've always been a admirer of boys, so it's probably a good thing that that admiration wasn't always reciprocated, because I would have probably been Slutty McSlut from Slutsville. God works in mysterious ways.
I will pick a former crush that had been substantial, but I will not give a timeline, because that could incriminate myself.
This crush is a college graduate who went on to become a professor at his alma mater. His birthday is four days before mine; I guess I have a thing for Geminis. He likes all the same music as I do, has a similar upbringing and respect for his parents, and loves sports... although maybe a little too much. He smokes cigarettes, which is usually a huge turnoff, but I kind of didn't/don't care, which is weird. He's smart, he speaks eloquently, enjoys beer and tying one on as much as me. He plays the guitar and soccer, and has a great sense of humor and an easy laugh. He's responsible enough to own a home, but also not responsible enough to quit smoking pot on occasion. He voted for Obama in the last election and can play a mean air piano. I don't know how he feels about Otis Redding, which could be a deal breaker.
And... I hope he never reads this blog, or I would die.
Now Playing: "Remember Me" by Otis Redding
Wooooo boy. I'm what doctors call "boy crazy." For me to make a list of EVERY crush I've EVER had, the world would run out of paper. I'm serious. I remember having crushes as early as three years old, in preschool. I've always been a admirer of boys, so it's probably a good thing that that admiration wasn't always reciprocated, because I would have probably been Slutty McSlut from Slutsville. God works in mysterious ways.
I will pick a former crush that had been substantial, but I will not give a timeline, because that could incriminate myself.
This crush is a college graduate who went on to become a professor at his alma mater. His birthday is four days before mine; I guess I have a thing for Geminis. He likes all the same music as I do, has a similar upbringing and respect for his parents, and loves sports... although maybe a little too much. He smokes cigarettes, which is usually a huge turnoff, but I kind of didn't/don't care, which is weird. He's smart, he speaks eloquently, enjoys beer and tying one on as much as me. He plays the guitar and soccer, and has a great sense of humor and an easy laugh. He's responsible enough to own a home, but also not responsible enough to quit smoking pot on occasion. He voted for Obama in the last election and can play a mean air piano. I don't know how he feels about Otis Redding, which could be a deal breaker.
And... I hope he never reads this blog, or I would die.
Now Playing: "Remember Me" by Otis Redding
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