I finally have texting!
For the past few years in the midst of the texting phenomenon, I have had a phone that can only be described as a Zack Morris phone. It was just a step above carrying it's battery pack around in a briefcase type duffel bag.
I probably shouldn't be that hard on it. The phone served me well in almost every function. I had a camera in it for god sakes. But as everyone started to text me, I found that I had to sign onto the Internet to send and receive these short notes from friends. And a 10 cent surcharge per text turned into a $3 fee per text for Erin. Not cool.
So basically I just got a new phone and I am a texting fool. Here are some texts that I have saved in my phone. Sarah Brown of Que Sera Sera (click on link in my sidebar) does this every now again. I felt that I was ripping her off, but Tracie told me that I was paying homage, and who doesn't like homage? And since Tracie and Sarah are now real life friends in NYC, I thought it would be OK.
Anyway.... here we go.
My buns are firm like mutton
Does he juggle?
I'm forever yours :) now just imagine steph singing it someday at my wedding.
Aaaaawethome!
We Will have just have to have a no Sonic rule. Bad things happen.
Who's Jackie O?
... my arms outstretched as I tried to tickle the moon.
Too hard! Marry Paul, Fuck Ryan, Kill Ralph. Even though I wouldn't want to
I thought you would kill gerard
He knew I had no chance against Hugh and his magic balls.
I would make business cards-- DANNY WALLACE I WAS A STORMTROOPER!
Lower your voice Ron
After this is all over I think we should get an apartment together
For about a whole month my urine smelled like marshmellows
My liver hates me
Yeah but it's a fuckin sweet car
Brush fire!
You're a cute sweater.
Give me that black cardigan bitch or i'll knock both your eyes out!!
Bun, you are the wind beneath my wings. No bay, at the gym. I'm gonna be fired. For sure. You at work?
Just keep spelling
Flyyyyyyy flyyyyyyy fly high against the sky. So high I almost touch the sky. Thank you, thank you, thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.
Tu shay!
go to bed. have your dad read a story.
I am crazy. Goodnight Bun!
I sat and ate grocery store sushi with my fingers. So depressing.
I was thinking about spooning but I'm pretty sure he's already as Brian put it, "balls deep" with random san diego chicks. He is a ladies man.
Yes!!!! In a turtle.
I'd say go for it. He's got lots of money and loves to travel. You could be my step mommy in law. Give me candy and stuff.
You, me, and the Tainted Love singer... creepy McCreepersons.
Tell him the only fag you know is a cigarette and Cigarette Boy sounds stupid. Then stick your tongue out with your thumbs in your ears waving your other fingers. That will show him.
But well enough to touch his baby
We came up with native american ceremonial headdress but not hat?
did you kiss ben for me?
Are you gonna wear one to the wedding? You totally should. And have a wand in your hand at all times. Maybe throw a couple midgets under your dress that pop out for photos.
I think I got an image of a princess mixed up in my head with the good witch from wizard of oz.
But you can't break dance
This is so weird! I JUST had a shot of Jameson with my friend Steve at his desk! Great minds.
You're a red acorn. Guns and wink!
Evelyn is a man...
I ate entire box of mini charleston chews today.
Prizes to be won.
I am best friends with all muppets
Ask him if he'll braid your hair. That usually works.
Hey your boyfriend, the next president is on sixty minutes
If my employer wouldn't give the day off, i would file suit for religious discrimination.
Random note... it looks like I have the chicken pox all over my stomach, chest, back and thighs. Some weird rash. I have no idea what it is. I am a freak.
Beans beans the musical fruit
Herpes
How long do you think leftover pizza is good for?
Slaminky Malargy to you and yours....
Now Playing: "Undone (The Sweater Song) by Weezer
I probably shouldn't be that hard on it. The phone served me well in almost every function. I had a camera in it for god sakes. But as everyone started to text me, I found that I had to sign onto the Internet to send and receive these short notes from friends. And a 10 cent surcharge per text turned into a $3 fee per text for Erin. Not cool.
So basically I just got a new phone and I am a texting fool. Here are some texts that I have saved in my phone. Sarah Brown of Que Sera Sera (click on link in my sidebar) does this every now again. I felt that I was ripping her off, but Tracie told me that I was paying homage, and who doesn't like homage? And since Tracie and Sarah are now real life friends in NYC, I thought it would be OK.
Anyway.... here we go.
My buns are firm like mutton
Does he juggle?
I'm forever yours :) now just imagine steph singing it someday at my wedding.
Aaaaawethome!
We Will have just have to have a no Sonic rule. Bad things happen.
Who's Jackie O?
... my arms outstretched as I tried to tickle the moon.
Too hard! Marry Paul, Fuck Ryan, Kill Ralph. Even though I wouldn't want to
I thought you would kill gerard
He knew I had no chance against Hugh and his magic balls.
I would make business cards-- DANNY WALLACE I WAS A STORMTROOPER!
Lower your voice Ron
After this is all over I think we should get an apartment together
For about a whole month my urine smelled like marshmellows
My liver hates me
Yeah but it's a fuckin sweet car
Brush fire!
You're a cute sweater.
Give me that black cardigan bitch or i'll knock both your eyes out!!
Bun, you are the wind beneath my wings. No bay, at the gym. I'm gonna be fired. For sure. You at work?
Just keep spelling
Flyyyyyyy flyyyyyyy fly high against the sky. So high I almost touch the sky. Thank you, thank you, thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.
Tu shay!
go to bed. have your dad read a story.
I am crazy. Goodnight Bun!
I sat and ate grocery store sushi with my fingers. So depressing.
I was thinking about spooning but I'm pretty sure he's already as Brian put it, "balls deep" with random san diego chicks. He is a ladies man.
Yes!!!! In a turtle.
I'd say go for it. He's got lots of money and loves to travel. You could be my step mommy in law. Give me candy and stuff.
You, me, and the Tainted Love singer... creepy McCreepersons.
Tell him the only fag you know is a cigarette and Cigarette Boy sounds stupid. Then stick your tongue out with your thumbs in your ears waving your other fingers. That will show him.
But well enough to touch his baby
We came up with native american ceremonial headdress but not hat?
did you kiss ben for me?
Are you gonna wear one to the wedding? You totally should. And have a wand in your hand at all times. Maybe throw a couple midgets under your dress that pop out for photos.
I think I got an image of a princess mixed up in my head with the good witch from wizard of oz.
But you can't break dance
This is so weird! I JUST had a shot of Jameson with my friend Steve at his desk! Great minds.
You're a red acorn. Guns and wink!
Evelyn is a man...
I ate entire box of mini charleston chews today.
Prizes to be won.
I am best friends with all muppets
Ask him if he'll braid your hair. That usually works.
Hey your boyfriend, the next president is on sixty minutes
If my employer wouldn't give the day off, i would file suit for religious discrimination.
Random note... it looks like I have the chicken pox all over my stomach, chest, back and thighs. Some weird rash. I have no idea what it is. I am a freak.
Beans beans the musical fruit
Herpes
How long do you think leftover pizza is good for?
Slaminky Malargy to you and yours....
Now Playing: "Undone (The Sweater Song) by Weezer
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