I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, so sexy... it hurts.

I smelled something awful today after coming back from lunch. I started to retch, as usual, while simultaniously covering up my nose under the neck of my t-shirt.

The retching proved to be strong enough for me to throw up. Inside my t-shirt. Oh the humiliation.

Thank God I work in a t-shirt shop.


Slaminky Malargy to you and yours...

Now Playing: "Sea of Love" by Phil Phillips and the Twilights

I've succumbed to "The Potter"

It was only a matter of time. After years of resisting, I have finally started to read the Harry Potter series. I am almost finished with the first book: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, and I really like it.

But since I am so late in the game, it's like picking up a Journey album and talking about the new kickass band I have just discovered.

So like I said, I am just now finishing the first book, so don't tell me anything that happens in the later installments. Honestly, I have done an excellent job of avoiding "Potter talk" and I haven't seen a minute of any of the movies. So yeah... I really have been living in a cave for the last few years.

Slaminky Malargy to you and yours...

Now Playing: "Let's Work Together" by Canned Heat

How to Make a Salad

First, make a salad. You should already know how to do this. Unless you are an idiot. I am just here to give you the next steps to make it extra-delicious.

Now that you have made a salad with all the fixin's, dump the made salad on the ground/inside the refrigerator.



Yell, "SONOFABITCH!" and then scoop it into a metal bowl.

Don't forget the ingredients on the floor!

Relocate salad from bowl to strainer and run under cold water. Serve in salad bowls. Act like you aren't serving "Floor Tossed Salad." Voila! Enjoy!

(Don't worry, my mom had JUST cleaned out the fridge and mopped the floor... and we weren't having dinner guests. Oh... and I didn't eat any.)

Slaminky Malargy to you and yours....

Now Playing: "Sara" by Fleetwood Mac

Cinco de Mayo

He doesn't even read my blog, but for the past 2 years I have silently dedicated ny Cinco de Mayo celebration to my good friend Brad, who I call "Pretty Haired Brad" (very clever, I know.)

2 years ago we spent the whole day drinking magaritas and Corona and eating Mexican food. I think it was that day that we knew we were a lot alike and would probably stay friends for a long time.

He now lives in Florida, moving to Georgia soon, and I am still here in Ohio. But today I am gonna drink one for him. Let's be honest, I am gonna drink a lot. But today just won't be the same.

Slaminky Malargy to you and yours...

Now Playing: "Kentucky Woman" by Neil Diamond